Don't tell me that every time you eat KFC you don't wish you were hiding in a dirty shitty alleyway where nobody could see you.
To the person who constantly brings KFC to the alleyway behind my house and then discards the evidence of your shame-eating:I think this is perfectly reasonable and rational. I support you.You are not alone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAyKJAtDNCw