Don't tell me that every time you eat KFC you don't wish you were hiding in a dirty shitty alleyway where nobody could see you.

28 May

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To the person who constantly brings KFC to the alleyway behind my house and then discards the evidence of your shame-eating:I think this is perfectly reasonable and rational. I support you.You are not alone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAyKJAtDNCw

Don't tell me that every time you eat KFC you don't wish you were hiding in a dirty shitty alleyway where nobody could see you.

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