In my previous article, I regret to say that I called the HomePod an “unloveable robot cantaloupe”. This was beneath me, and I apologise.
Here is a list of things I should have considered using instead.
- irredeemable bucket of blandness
- dollop of mediocity-cream
- space-choad of sadness
- toilet-roll from 2036
- technological turd in the punch-bowl
- digital nugget of wombat-shit
- upturned Donkey-Kong barrel of disappointment
- fart in a lunchbox
- Becky with the Beige Hair
- regrettable mind-vurp
- bucket of spew wrapped in a sock
- Vader-themed KFC family bucket (black version only)
- Skywalker-themed KFC family bucket (beige version only)
- Marc-Newson for Xenomorph Collection Facehugger Egg
- Son of Zune
Again, I apologise and will try to do better in the future.