Where truth ends, the real story begins.

The Yelp app asked me to review Espresso Alley, a place that I kinda like. The problem? Karma Kola.

I came in here and they didn’t have real Coca Cola which is basically a crime as far as I am concerned. Obviously I complained to the manager and caused a huge scene. The police were called, heated words were exchanged and long story short I am currently typing this on my lawyer’s phone. All of this could have been avoided if they had real Coke.

Excellent location, dog friendly and good coffee. However because they do not serve real Coca Cola I must give this place zero stars. Also the barista was way more handsome than me and this scared me because it rarely happens.

Great for breakfast.


Espresso Alley is actually lovely, even if they do only serve Karma Kola. Give it a try.

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