The War on Drugs has failed. Drugs clearly won. Our prisons are now filled with people whose sole crime was getting a little high while not being white.

I propose we repeal drug prohibition laws and immediately release all non-violent drug offenders from our jails. Now this will obviously be a problem for the Prison/Industrial System. We likely cannot handle the economic disruption that closing all these prisons would cause.

So I further propose we immediately refill the prisons with people who drive like jerks.

I just solved society. You are welcome.

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